Scorecard: The Week's Winners and Losers
by Zachary Burns
The Week's Winners & Losers
Faith in HumanityA man was hospitalized on Nov. 26 after getting trampeled by frenzied “Black Friday” shoppers during the early morning rush at a North Buffalo Target. Is it really worth peeing in a bag the rest of your life to save $60 bucks on that Xbox? At this point it’s pretty safe to say, society can’t be saved. |
ApostasyAfter dropping the potential game-winning score in OT, Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson took his frustrations to Twitter on Nov. 28, denouncing none other than God himself for the Bills’ 19-16 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers. “I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!!” |
Big Box DevelopmentAfter years of whorishly attempting to lure prudish big-box retailers to the Erie Canal Harbor with copious amounts of public money, project officials abandoned that folly on Nov. 29 and unveiled a scaled down plan that focuses more on small business and community-centered development. |
SIndefinite VacationsOne day after insisting he could still overcome a 525 vote deficit, State Sen. Antoine Thompson gave in and let reality do the talking, conceding the race for the 60th District on Nov. 30 to Republican Mark Grisanti. Chin up ‘Toine, you know there’s a lovely place down in Jamaica to recuperate. |
DefianceBy a 9-6 margin, the Erie County Legislature voted on Nov. 30 to defy the will of County Exec. Chris Collins and restore $4 million in funding for the library system and $1.2 million to local arts and cultural agencies. Collins still holds the trump card however—in the form of a veto—and is likely to use it. |
By the numbers...
271
Number of days that passed between the one-tenth of an inch of snow that was recorded at the Buffalo-Niagara Airport on Nov. 27 and the last measurable snowfall on Feb. 28—the second longest continuous period without snow since 1946. Last year’s snowfall of 74.1 inches (22.9 inches below average) was the lowest total since the winter of 1999-2000. |
113,333
Estimated salary per minute received by linebacker Shawne Merriman during what is likely the entirety of his career with the Buffalo Bills. On Nov. 27 the Bills placed Merriman on injured reserve 15 minutes into his first practice with the team—ending his season before he ever actually played a down. Merriman, an unrestricted free agent who was claimed off waivers earlier in the season, was paid a grand total of $1.7 million for his efforts. |
110
Rank of Terrance Pegula—who purportedly signed an agreement to purchase the Buffalo Sabres on Dec. 1—on Forbes’ 2010 ranking of the 400 richest Americans. Stemming from the $4.7 billion sale of his Pennsylvania oil and natural gas company, Pegula’s net worth is estimated at $3 billion. The Sabres’ current owner Tom Golisano ($1.2 billion) came in at #332. |
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